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Bernie T. Urlacker is a mortician
A regular plastic surgeon for the dead
On vacation in Las Vegas
Kidnapped by a beautiful woman
Make that – a lot of beautiful women
Now he must save the world
From their dastardly plot
To use nanotechnology
To make men nice
Babe: Don’t worry, darling. It’s just a tiny little chip we put in your brain.
Ella: Welcome, Mr. Urlacker, to the Conspiracy Café.
Written by Rodney Vance, Illustrated by Marshall L. Toomey
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Written by Rodney Vance, Illustrated by Marshall L. Toomey
Six-year-old Wendy loves words and loves Pale Male and Lola, a pair of red-tail hawks who live in Central Park. She uses her words to help the hawks keep their home.
Wendy tosses a bodacious breadcrumb to the duck swimming at the edge of the lake. “There you go, duck,” she says. “That’s a bodacious breadcrumb.”
“Hank you,” the duck says, in a nasally voice.
“Did you hear that?” Wendy marvels to Nanny. “The duck said, ‘Hank you!’”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” Nanny retorts. “Ducks can’t talk.”
Wendy thinks ducks can so talk because this duck just talked. But before she can say what she thinks, she sees the most meritoriously monumental creature she has ever seen in her life.
Based on the true story of LeAnn Thieman & Carol Dey as told in their book “This Must Be My Brother”
OPERATION BABYLIFT is the true story of two naïve Iowa housewives who travel to Saigon in April, 1975, to escort five or six Amerasian orphan babies to new homes in the United States. They get caught in the Fall of Saigon and “Operation Babylift”, which airlifted more than 2,000 orphan babies to the United States.
It’s a story of women rescuing innocence from the midst of war.
It’s a story that makes the point: You, too, can be a hero.
